kazekagays:

metaphoricalanchor:

Reasons to dye your hair bright and unnatural colors

  • Because you wanna
  • Being punk rock
  • Looking hella cute
  • Small children’s reactions

bombing:

one of my favorite things is when you give a baby your finger and they hold on to it as tight as they can. it’s funny because they don’t even come close to having the amount of muscle power i do. do you really think you can hold me here haha. i’ll crush you

sexaulity:

This scene satisfied me in a way no man ever could.

sexaulity:

This scene satisfied me in a way no man ever could.

chelle-the-zbornak-queen:

nowacking:

Good Guy Burglar

no you don’t understand.
he fully knew that he’d be arrested for breaking and entering but he still reported this.
he know he’d go to jail, but he put human decency before his own freedom and called out this disgusting sexual perversion.
and if you don’t think that’s the tightest shit ever get out of my face.

chelle-the-zbornak-queen:

nowacking:

Good Guy Burglar

no you don’t understand.

he fully knew that he’d be arrested for breaking and entering but he still reported this.

he know he’d go to jail, but he put human decency before his own freedom and called out this disgusting sexual perversion.

and if you don’t think that’s the tightest shit ever get out of my face.

beksboys:


sometimes i wonder what the voice actors of this show are thinking when they record scenes like this

beksboys:

sometimes i wonder what the voice actors of this show are thinking when they record scenes like this

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tennants-hair:

I WAITED SO LONG TO FIND THIS

tennants-hair:

I WAITED SO LONG TO FIND THIS

starllex:

lameborghini:

i cut my finger open slicing this bagel but at least it turned out perfectly toasted

why does it have a facewhy are there faces in your food

starllex:

lameborghini:

i cut my finger open slicing this bagel but at least it turned out perfectly toasted

why does it have a face

why are there faces in your food

emmysaurus:

taking a nap is always so risky like when will I wake up? in thirty minutes? in 2 hours? in 7 years?? no one can be sure

koujakuisaweakgay:

Why have I never seen this picture before.

koujakuisaweakgay:

Why have I never seen this picture before.

sirprongs:

I just want to clarify that I don’t love One Direction by choice 

cuntyspice:

omgzayn:

arent boybands supposed to have that //one ugly member// what the hell happened to one direction 

Did L*uis die? My condolences.