jellyfish dont have to worry about taxes
"how much you want to make a bet I can throw a football over them mountains?"
damn she thick
My childhood in one picture
*forgets to talk to friends for 4 weeks*
my friends introducing me to people
this really works for some people (like 10-30 new followers) so give it a try!
in 9th grade i was getting picked on in class and this girl was like “fuck you guys leave him alone” and called me over to her seat and I was like “thx lol” and she was like “I have something special to show you don’t tell the teacher” and I said “ok” and she pulled a guinea pig out of her purse
treat people like harry styles would treat them
at my future wedding and funeral service